Access Self Storage Launches "Most Boring Calendar Ever"

The United Kingdom's Access Self Storage brings a dose of humor and heart to the new year with its unconventional and amusing masterpiece, its updated calendar for 2026 – The ‘Themed’ Storage Unit Calendar.  Dubbed “possibly the most boring calendar ever," this quirky collection transforms the everyday world of self-storage into a curated monthly celebration of charm, creativity and character. 

Featuring 12 of the ‘hottest’ storage units from across the UK, each month’s chosen subject tells its own story, from colorful doors and seasonal themes to pop culture nods and festive tributes.  All curated by and captured by the Access Self Storage team.

The calendar, available for just £5 (~$6.60), has been created with charity in mind for Christmas, 100% of proceeds will be donated to Cancer Research UK (CRUK), making it a quirky and affordable gift that supports a meaningful cause. Calendars will be available to purchase at every Access Self Storage, with the aim of raising £10,000 (~$13,190) for CRUK, available now.

Showcasing the UK's Hottest Storage Units

Each month offers a different scene from across the UK, proving that even a storage unit can tell a story;

Monthly Highlights:

• January: Edmonton, a 12 sq ft yellow doored unit welcomes in the new year with a set of dumbbells, the perfect offering plenty of motivation
• February: Basingstoke, love is in the air with a single red heart floating inside a vast 700 sq ft warehouse, a subtle nod to the month of love
• March: Twickenham, Daffodils bloom brightly in a 100 sq ft unit, set against modern corrugated steel to mark the first signs of Spring, with a storage twist 
• April: Nottingham, a lone Easter egg sits proudly in a 125 sq ft unit with bare brick walls, a minimalistic ode to the season of renewal
• May: Ealing, May the Fourth be with you as Darth Vader’s mask menaces from within a yellow fronted locker, delighting Star Wars fans everywhere
• June: Hayes, the World Cup trophy takes centre stage in a 125 sq ft unit, the gold gleaming perfectly against the units silver-edged steel and polished concrete floors
• July:  Guildford, a giant inflatable pink flamingo basks among a blue doored corridor, offering summer vibes indoors
• August: Bristol, known as ‘Moving Month’ a single wooden playhouse rests in a 150 sq ft unit, a sweet tribute to new beginnings
• September: Streatham, back to school season is celebrated in a 200 sq ft unit
• October: Cheam, a lone broom, or ‘flying broomstick’ leans casually against the side of a unit, ready for Halloween adventures
• November: Wandsworth, a poppy wreath honours the UK’s veterans, as Access Self Storage remembers and reflects
• December: Brentford, the grand finale. Mrs December is a single Christmas tree glowing in a cosy 50 sq ft unit, closing out the year with festive warmth

Supporting Cancer Research UK

Though its theming may amuse, the Themed Storage Unit Calendar serves a greater purpose. All profits from the sale will be donated to Cancer Research UK, supporting the charity’s ongoing efforts to combat cancer and fund life-saving research.

The Perfect Gift for 2026

Whether you’re looking for a light-hearted gift, a piece of novelty art for your home, or simply want to support a great cause, the Themed Storage Unit Calendar is a gift like no other. Priced at just £5, this unusual calendar can be purchased at any of Access Self Storage’s 57 locations across the UK or online at www.accessstorage.com.

To get your hands on this limited edition run of calendars or for images and further information please contact: zoe@snowballpr.co.uk

About Access Self Storage;

Access Self Storage is one of the UK’s largest and fastest growing self-storage service for storage and office space rental, as well as business solutions services.

With 57 sites nationwide, Access offers the complete package for anyone wanting secure and convenient storage with a friendly, hassle-free service.  Customers can also choose multi-site storage across the UK as required.

Access Self Storage also offers a wide range of office space to suit all small businesses, along with parking.

With many sites giving 24-hour access, and the ability to store anything from clothes and furniture, a record collection to a fleet of cars, Access makes sure that customers’ needs are the number one priority and will not be beaten on price.